I think it all started going downhill when they closed the bar to make us focus more on the speaker. Apparently, they needed to educate the audience about proper behavior. I was attending this networking event, which shall go unnamed, to meet a banker. However, before the meeting, the gods had put 2 hours of boredom. Then my cell phone camera started to kick into action.
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Talks were interspersed with "Granada! Granaaaada!" Why, oh whyyy?
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The audience, probably bored as hell. At least these guys got a seat.
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Talk about matching. I'm bored.
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Some guys in the audience had been given a gadget to play with. Nice distraction, I guess.
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There is a hole in the screen. Quick! Let's escape before they close it!
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Guards were patrolling the exits...
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One (minor) reason to stay...
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There is still a hole in the wall, except this time it is swallowing the presentations.
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Did I mention that I'm bored?
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This guy looks hungry.
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Two working class people, about to earn their daily bread.
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I'm booored!
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Still bored. And more obnoxious than ever.
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I knew it! The guy made it to food pole position. Probably a grad student.
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THE END MY FRIEND THIS IS THE END---IT FINALLY CAME.